Jokes, 15 Dec. 2009 23:56

RE: Jokes, 17 Dec. 2009 18:25

RE: Jokes, 09 Jan. 2010 12:17

Moin.

Here again what fun (I admit with me it took me a second):

http://www.der-letzte-henker.de/comicstrip/benzin-und-vaseline/

and on waste separation:

http://www.der-letzte-henker.de/comicstrip/muelltrennung/

And remember: Hasta la victoria siempre!

Very good Good Father of internet haha!

I Schmunzel always more of them!

Greeting Dr.Schmunzel Butt!

RE: Jokes, 23 Jan. 2010 18:17

I'm still in my ears

The well-known East German figure skater Gabriele Seyfert Messerschmidtverspricht Honecker, to fulfill a wish.
"Open for one day the wall!"
, "You, you, you," Honecker said: "Will probably be all alone with me?"

RE: Jokes, 23 Jan. 2010 18:26

I'm a still from the old DDR

Interrogation at the Stasi: "Comrade - you were now three weeks now no longer in the party meetings."
Comrade: "Yes ... I had a lot to do."
Stasi: "But you have last been seen Sunday in church."
Comrade: "Hmm, yes, because I had ..."
Stasi: "And you were also seen, as they have money in the collection plate Done But your last party post, you have not paid yet."
Colleague: "Well, I pay the course yet."
Stasi: "And what is even worse. They were also seen as a better way to fly Jesus knelt and kissed the feet of him you say, with our honorable würdenSie the State Council Chairman Erich Honeckerauch do?"
Colleague: "Well ... so if he would hang there so ..."

and one from today

A couple walking through the Swabian Alps and one fälltin Gletschespalte.
The next day she heard a voice calling from above:
"Hi, this is the Red Cross!"
It recalls the Schwabe
"I gäbet nothing!"

RE: Jokes, 07 Mar. 2010 11:19

Moin.

Here specifically for Dr Butt

Animal science at school. The teacher asks: "What is a turbot?"

Fritz answers: "Well, that's a very flat fish."

"And you know why he is so flat?"

"Well, because he had sex with a whale."

The teacher is shocked and drags Fritz to director.

Dortverteidigt to the boy and says: "The teacher asks questions you would always soprovozierende but can also ask, why has derFrosch eyes so big!."

Says the director: "Oh, why the frog has eyes so big?"

"Because he has been watching!"

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Perhaps an old hat, but I knew not:

Two fishermen sit on a pond. After two hours of beats einedas right leg over left and after half an hour then left over right. Says the other: "Let wirAngeln woll'n or breakdance?"

Greeting to the angler Ansitz

U ****

PS one more:

A lawyer and an engineer will meet while fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer says:

"Iam here because my house burned down. The fire destroyed everything. But my insurance paid for everything, so it was left even a little, so now I can afford this vacation."

"But this is to invade," it says the engineer, "I'm here because a flood destroyed my house and all my stuff. Also, my insurance paid so well that I can now afford a holiday."

The lawyer is now confused and asks: "How have they made a flood?"

RE: Jokes, 09 Mar. 2010 18:46

Ich weiß leider keinen Witz aber the war wirklich gut hahaha Danke Angel Dieter mehr davon!!!

Greeting Dr.Butt

RE: Jokes, 18 Mar. 2010 01:23

Moin.

Here a good link: www.d-spannenkrebs.de/pc_witze/downs/computer_errors.htm

Good night

U ****

RE: Jokes, 10 Apr. 2010 09:51

Moin.

Recently in redneck country when pirates around the corner:

svt.se / hogafflahage / hogafflaHage_site / Kor / hestekor.swf

I'm pretty scared ...

Greeting

U ****

(PS: Simply click on the individual horses in succession.)

RE: Jokes, 10 Apr. 2010 17:42

Yeeehaah, which is great!!

RE: Jokes, 12 Apr. 2010 11:12

Moin.

Where condoms actually come from?

www.chilloutzone.to / video / how-are-really-the-kondome.html

Here you have to see the end:

www.chilloutzone.to/video/schocker-compilation--1.html

www.chilloutzone.to / video / classic-bill-dance-angler-pannen.html

Beautiful Monday!

Greeting

U ****

Bill Dance for President! Yeah!

Greeting Dr.Butt!

Zebco only!

RE: Jokes, 06 May. 2010 22:59

Moin.

I have one here again:

RE: Jokes, 27 May. 2010 17:48

They say, you shall bear his sweetheart on his hands. I've done - but it looks stupid when you drag a crate of beer all day in front of them ...

www.witze-blogger.de/witze3817/alle-witze/scheiss-milch-ich-will-bier

RE: Jokes, 30 Jul. 2010 08:47

The cardiac death and brain death are sitting on the cemetery wall and talk. If 'ne-old grandmother passed. Says cardiac death: "That's mine!" Flicks and ... the grandmother falls over dead.
A little later, 'ne blonde comes along. Says the brain death: "That's mine!" Flicks and ...

... flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and flips and ...

RE: Jokes, 02 Oct. 2010 12:10

yes yes hold watt eat? I'd say the marketing is not even jumping jacks: -9

http://videos.rofl.to/clip/der-poser

RE: Jokes, 05 Nov. 2010 11:33

George Bush calls to Gerhard Schröder.

"Gerhard, hello you little man in your small country, hehehe! The largest condom factory in the U.S. is burned down last night! We urgently need one million condoms, can you help us out with this? "

"Sure!" Said Schroeder. "That should not be a problem ..."

"The condoms must also be delivered in the American national colors of red, blue and white. They would also be at least 30 inches long and have a diameter of at least 6 inches! Bush says! "If it's nothing more ... I'll take care of it!" Schroeder replied.

He then calls the head of the largest condom factory: "We have to help the Americans with 1,000,000 condoms! Is this feasible? "" Of course, "replies the condom-maker. "Any special requests?" "Ja.Die condoms should be red, blue and white, also at least 30 inches long and at least 6 inches in diameter," "All right. Anything else? "

"Yes," says Schroeder, "Do me a favor and print using the condoms.:

  MADE IN LIKE MANY - Size SMALL

RE: Jokes, 02 Dec. 2010 09:00

RE: Jokes, 15 Dec. 2010 09:45

Meet two fish.
One: Hello How are you?
The other one: Well, my mitt hurts
I would add to halibut.

RE: Jokes, 10 Jan. 2011 20:27

This is also something nice from me

german-bash.org/index.php? action = top

RE: Jokes, 19 Apr. 2011 13:15

The young actor is to stand in for a sick colleague. The director explained the scene:
"So, you are standing on a balcony, a rose in hand, you have to smell it and just say." Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress' Got it? "
On the evening of the performance of the young man.
The audience laughter romp.
"Something I must have done wrong," stammers the young actor in the wings.
"You idiot," the director yells, "You forgot the rose!"